we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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