There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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