One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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