Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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