Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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