Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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