If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Randomize
