Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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