Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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