Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
