if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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