She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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