is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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