okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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