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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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