I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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