Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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