Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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