I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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