So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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