Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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