Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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