Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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