i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Drake has all the answers
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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