I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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