He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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