operation have a gay friend backfired
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
A+ Viking dick
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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