i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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