Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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