is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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