Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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