this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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