The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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