every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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