You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
