Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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