i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Randomize
