he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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