Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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Do I have a choice?
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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