love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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