before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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