I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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