I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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