i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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