grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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