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are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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