Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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