no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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