just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
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