There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
only if we run a train.
done.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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