Dual....:-)
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
