I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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