Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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