READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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