Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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