If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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