dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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