we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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